'Big Brother 3' Recaps
I did not watch seasons one and two of "Big Brother," so I didn't realize what I was in for when I was assigned to recap season three. These are the recaps of episodes that I watched. Some people think they are funny, some even say that they are more entertaining than the show, but, honestly, that's not too hard.

The Drama Begins on 'Big Brother 3'
The first nominations are made. Josh is the most annoying man in the world.

A New Twist to 'Big Brother 3'
Gerry wins veto power, and strives to become the alpha-weasel of the house.

'Big Brother 3' Names First Evictee
Lori is evicted. Julie Chen mistakes a plunger for a soup ladle.

New Nominees on 'Big Brother 3'
Melting peanut butter threatens censors, Josh and Tonya are nominated.

Danielle Wins Veto Power on 'BB3'
Chiara, Roddy and Amy form the most boring love triangle on TV.

Eric Has Veto Power on 'BB3'
Slutty and proud, Chiara describes her sexual past.

'BB3' - Will This Love Be Saved?
Soft porn couple, Lisa and Eric, face a Gerry-enforced breakup.

'Big Brother 3' Meets the Ick Factor
Josh gets weepy and Gerry is the most disgusting man on Earth.

Crow Sings on 'BB3'
Sheryl Crow sings and Chiara finds the taste of her own medicine quite bitter.

Veto Isn't Neato on 'BB3'
The adorable Jason blows his chance to get rid of Roddy.

Amy Wins a Guilt Trip on 'BB3'
Roddy wants Amy to fall on her sword for him. No way, Lucifer!

It's Jason's Choice on 'BB3'
Danielle stands by her heavenly man and nominates Amy and Lisa.

Amy, The First Multiple 'BB3' Evictee
Amy makes history and becomes a two-time 'BB3' evictee.

'BB3' - We Have a Winner
Further proof that life is a popularity contest -- Lisa wins 'BB3.'

'Survivor: Thailand' Recaps
Not as painful as the 'Big Brother 3' recaps, I only had to write about the CBS reality survivial show once every three weeks

High Drama Highlights on 'Survivor'
A competition gets physical and a "he said, she said" drama erupts on Chuay Gahn.

It's All About Robb on 'Survivor: Thailand'
Like, yo, dude, skaterboy Robb gets drunk, gets emotional and gets the boot.