Romance Novel Art
"True, he had long, flowing hair and wore a skirt ... but still there was something irresistibly manly about him."

The Most Pompous Christmas Newsletter Ever Written
"She loved my family, friends, the streams, plant-life, varieties of moss, farms, wineries, photography and the small quaintness of the Northwest, and they loved her too!" Yes, this is an actual Christmas newsletter, written by actual pompous people who thought that anyone would care about their stupid pompous lives. Guess what? Someone did, and they wrote

The Satire of the Most Pompous Christmas Newsletter Ever Written
"After hand-squeezing all the apples in town to make cider for the homeless the folk, all gathered round to watch as Kerri and I made sweet, sweet love on the very spot where our noble bond first manifested itself. And, yes, there was an encore." Really, a must-read for everyone who hates pompous Christmas Newsletters.

Evil Horoscopes
"Freewheeling Sagittarius supervillains have a tendency to begin more evil plots than they care to finish." Learn all about your evil astrological sign here.

The Simpsons 350th Episode Party
Rob and I got to go to this. Sometimes our jobs don't totally suck.

The Press Screening for "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"
We got to see it for free, two weeks before it opened in theaters. Guess what? It still sucked.

Annette's Autographs
These are autographed press kit photos that I got for my mom. There are some pretty big names here. I only wish the photos were from more memorable films!

Chupacabra Cruises