This month, the emphasis is on communication. Why not buy that children's television channel you've had your eye on? Remember, he who controls the youth of the world controls the future. One of your trusted henchmen is having second thoughts about helping you in your plans for world domination. When was the last time you took him to dinner and threatened his family? Read about your evil sign.

You've spent the last few weeks watching friends and family achieve their goals. Don't worry - that cycle is over. The following weeks will see a reversal of fortune that will have them back at your door, begging for scraps. Then you can make them pay. Read about your evil sign.

This month finds you making great strides in any evil partnerships you've been trying to cultivate. Fellow super villains find your ideas revolutionary and want to join forces with you. Just be sure to keep your real agenda a secret until the moment you double cross your new associates. Read about your evil sign.

Your birthday wish this month is for money and power, though not always in that order. Remember, being rich and powerful means nothing if you cannot crush your enemies with impunity. You might want to buy that extra senator before your next rampage. Read about your evil sign.

Mars enters your sign this month, bringing with it a resolve to crush all who cross you. Indulge your creative side by coming up with new and unique ways to break the spirits of your rivals. Wear lots of red this month. Read about your evil sign.

Invading that ex-Soviet Republic seemed like a good idea at the time, but as a neat and tidy Virgo, you find that the socioeconomic ruin of the region is bringing you down. Why not allow a psychotic relative run the show for a few weeks? You may find many of your foes "missing in action" by August. Read about your evil sign.

A handsome, mysterious stranger will enter your life this month. Kill him, he is a government agent. Read about your evil sign.

For a long time, you've been searching for that special someone. By the end of the month, you will find him, thanks to your team of ruthless bounty hunters. Not even the Federal Witness Protection Program can stop you! Read about your evil sign.

Jupiter enters Cancer mid-month, signaling an upturn in your income. Instead of demanding $100 million for the return of the X-367 Megavirus, ask for billions. Use caution when traveling. Make sure the car's windows are bulletproof. Read about your evil sign.

A lover or a mate has been especially difficult lately. Perhaps it is time to unchain them from the basement. Learn to trust your partner a little more, after all, the implant enables you to track them by satellite. Read about your evil sign.

Coworkers and colleagues have been quick to criticize your decisions this month. Remind them that Aquarians are the free thinkers of the zodiac, and that you know where their children go to school. Read about your evil sign.

Pluto is causing problems in your ninth house, leading to romantic disappointment. Maybe it's time you tested the true powers of the Death Star by destroying this insignificant planet once and for all. Read about your evil sign.