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Dateline:3/22/01
It's Oscar
time again. For Hollywood, this is judgment day. The Academy Awards are
the ultimate achievement for filmmakers -- the Hollywood Olympics. Winning
the Oscar equals the gold, being nominated is the silver, and just getting
invited to the Shrine Auditorium is the bronze. People spend months choosing
their outfits, hairstyles and accessories, in hopes of avoiding the wrath
of the red carpet demon, Joan Rivers.
But what
does Oscar night mean for us -- the "little people"? Each year,
we tune in to the incredibly long show in hopes of seeing Oscar highlights.
For some, this means the look of surprised joy on the face of the winners,
the touching acceptance speeches, and the satisfaction of seeing the best
film win. The mean, twisted people (like me) watch to see the fashion
disasters, the fleeting look of annoyance on the losers' faces as the
winner is announced, or the "Hillary Swank moment" when
the spouse is left off of the thank you list.
For those
who like to up the stakes, there's always the Oscar Office Pool. This
is your chance to shine, to bask in the glory of knowing that YOU picked
the film that won Best Sound Effects Editing! Was it a lucky guess, or
do you just have an ear for such things? Only you know. One hitch - who
among us has even heard of all the nominees, much less seen them? This
is where the science of Oscar handicapping comes in. So, print out your
ballot*, and we'll help you research your choices.
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| Best Actor |
| The
Nominees |
Javier
Bardem, Until Night Falls
Russell Crowe, Gladiator
Tom Hanks, Cast Away
Ed Harris, Pollock
Geoffrey Rush, Quills |
You
can pretty much count out Javier Bardem and Geoffrey Rush
from the start -- it's not their race. The best bets are Russell
Crowe and Tom Hanks, but Ed Harris' performance
in Pollock could pull an upset. The deciding factor: Hanks has won
so many times, it's becoming predictable. Crowe couldn't be hotter
in Hollywood right now, bad boy or not.
Pick: Russell Crowe.
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| Best Actress |
| The
Nominees |
Joan Allen,
The Contender
Juliette Binoche, Chocolat
Ellen Burstyn, Requiem For A Dream
Laura Linney, You Can Count On Me
Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich |
The
only way Julia Roberts will not win is if Academy members
figure she's a lock, and vote for the underdogs. Joan Allen
and Juliette Binoche shouldn't even bother writing acceptance
speeches, not this year. If there's an upset, most likely it will
be Ellen Burstyn, whose performance drew critical raves. If the
bleak subject matter of Requiem For A Dream hurts Burstyn,
Laura Linney might have the edge for her terriffic performance
in You Can Count On Me.
Pick: Julia Roberts.
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| Best Supporting
Actor |
| The
Nominees |
Jeff Bridges,
The Contender
Willem Dafoe, Shadow of the Vampire
Benicio del Toro, Traffic
Albert Finney, Erin Brockovich
Joaquin Phoenix, Gladiator |
This
race comes down to two actors, Benicio del Toro and Albert
Finney. Any upset would be highly unlikely, but my vote would
be for Dafoe, who vanished into his character for Shadow of a
Vampire. (Personally, I'd love to see Phoenix win, but I don't
think he has a chance, which is terribly vexing.) In his favor,
Albert Finney had been nominated five times and never won
-- which may make voters want to toss the award his way. Plus, Finney
won the Best Supporting Actor award from SAG, which is usually a
good Oscar predictor. However, del Toro's performance gained more
critical recognition, and he won this year's Best Lead Actor SAG
award for his role in Traffic, which would tip the scales
in his favor.
Pick: Benicio del Toro.
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| Best Supporting
Actress |
| The
Nominees |
Judi Dench,
Chocolat
Marcia Gay Harden, Pollock
Kate Hudson, Almost Famous
Frances McDormand, Almost Famous
Julie Walters, Billy Elliot |
In
this category, Kate Hudson won the Golden Globe. Judi
Dench won the SAG award. This is not right. This is criminal.
There is no way Hudson out-performed her Almost Famous co-star,
Frances McDormand! Does Dench deserve an award just for showing
up? Come on, people! This one will be a nail-biter. Hollywood insiders
predict that Marcia Gay Harden will finally get some long
overdue recognition, so she's our pick. You may want to vote your
heart on this one, however. It's far from certain.
Pick: Marcia Gay Harden.
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| Best Picture |
| The
Nominees |
Chocolat
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Erin Brockovich
Gladiator
Traffic |
For
starters, there's some major snickering going on about Chocolat,
Miramax's token Oscar film this year. The fact that IT got a nomination
instead of the far superior Almost Famous has raised a few
eyebrows. Erin Brockovich earned its nomination, but it's
been out of theaters a long time. Voters may feel that giving Julia
the Best Actress award will reward the film sufficiently. Let's
face it, the Academy is not likely to give a subtitled film this
honor, especially since Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is
basically a lock for Best Foreign Film. That leaves Traffic
and Gladiator. Gladiator was by far easier on the
eyes than the jarring Traffic , and Oscar voters LOVE big,
sweeping epics, so look for a win here.
Pick: Gladiator.
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| Best Director |
| The
Nominees |
Stephen
Daldry, Billy Elliot
Ang Lee, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Ridley Scott, Gladiator
Steven Soderbergh, Erin Brockovich
Steven Soderbergh, Traffic |
Steven
Soderbergh has been nominated TWICE in this category, so unless
a vote split causes an upset, it looks like he'll be taking Oscar
home, most likely for Traffic, which displayed a more prominent
directorial style. If there is a split, Ang Lee will most
likely come out the winner. Hollywood loves his ability to tackle
wildly different genres while giving them a flowing and beautiful
style. Stephen Daldry and Ridley Scott are long shots.
Pick: Steven Soderbergh.
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| Best Foreign
Film |
| The
Nominees |
Amores
Perros, Mexico
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Taiwan
Divided We Fall, The Czech Republic
Everybody Famous!, Belgium
The Taste of Others, France |
This
one is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which one have YOU heard
of? Hmmm... Look for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to walk
away with an easy win here.
Pick: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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| Best Original
Screenplay |
| The
Nominees |
Almost
Famous, Cameron Crowe
Billy Elliot, Lee Hall
Erin Brockovich, Susanna Grant
Gladiator, David Franzone, John Logan, and William Nicholson
You Can Count on Me, Kenneth Lonergan |
It
wasn't the dialogue of Gladiator that made it great, and
many people couldn't even UNDERSTAND what the characters in Billy
Elliot were saying, so you can probably count those out. Once
again, the distant release of Erin Brockovich hurts its chances,
which brings us to the strong contenders, Almost Famous
and You Can Count On Me. Both were fantastic screenplays
that can't be rewarded with Best Picture Oscars. My vote goes to
You Can Count On Me, because Cameron Crowe's charmed life
seems like its own reward, no?
Pick: You Can Count On Me.
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| Best Adapted
Screenplay |
| The
Nominees |
Chocolat,
Robert Nelson Jacobs
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Wang Hui Ling, James Schamus,
and Tsai Kuo Jung
O Brother, Where Art Thou? Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Traffic, Steven Gaghan
Wonder Boys, Steve Clovis |
Chocolat
and Crouching Tiger are the underdogs here. O Brother
Where Art Thou? probably lost a lot of votes by being a little
TOO clever with the Ulysses references. This is one of the awards
that I think will be influenced by marketing, so I'm picking the
re-released-for-Oscar-consideration Wonder Boys over the
superior Traffic. It will be very close, but, hey, I'm a
cynic.
Pick: Wonder Boys.
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